A List of Amahlaya, Puns and Quotes Funny Ukukhathazeka Social

Indlela Yokuzihleka Ngayo Uma Unenkinga Yomphakathi

Amahlaya angasetshenziselwa ukukhulula ukukhathazeka futhi athole injabulo eyengeziwe ekuphileni kwansuku zonke. Nakuba izingqinamba zempilo yengqondo akuyona into ehlekayo, izingcaphuno ezihlekisayo, ama-anecdotes kanye nokuhlambalaza ngamahloni, ukukhathazeka komphakathi kanye nokukhuluma komphakathi kungabangela ubuciko obuthile ngesihloko esithile esinzima.

Uma unenkinga yokukhathazeka kwezenhlalakahle , kungase kube lula ukuzijabulisa ukuze uzijabulise ngokwakho ngokusebenzisa amahlaya, ama-punly and punts funny.

Ufunde, bese ubona ukuthi noma yikuphi kwalokhu kukwenza uhlehlise.

Amahlaya amaDokhumenti

Ngezansi kukhona amahlaya akhulunywa ngabadumile mayelana nokwesaba kwesigaba nokukhuluma komphakathi.

Jerry Seinfeld on Public Speaking:

Ngokwezifundo eziningi, ukwesaba kwenombolo yabantu eyodwa ukukhuluma ngomphakathi . Inombolo yesibili ukufa. Ukufa yinombolo ezimbili. Ingabe lokho kuzwakala kahle? Lokhu kusho kumuntu ojwayelekile, uma uya emngcwabeni, ungcono kakhulu ekhatheni ngaphandle kokwenza u-eulogy. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

URobert De Niro ku-Fumbling Actors:

Umdlali oneminyaka engu-15 engasebenzi ngoba wayekhohlwa imigqa yakhe. Ngolunye usuku wathola ucingo oluvela kumqondisi owayemfuna ingxenye enkulu emdlalweni. Konke okwakufanele athi "Hark! Ngizwa i-cannon ibhongayo! Ngemuva kokukhathazeka okukhulu umdlali wezandla wanquma ukuthatha indima. Ukuvulwa ebusuku kwafika, futhi ngenkathi elinde emaphikweni, umdlali we-actor wancenga wathi: "Hark! Ngizwa i-cannon ibhongayo! Hark! Ngizwa i-cannon ibhonga! "Isikhathi sokungena ekugcineni safika futhi njengoba umlingisi ebonakala, wezwa umsindo omkhulu! Waphenduka wathi," Yisiphi isihogo lokho? " ~ Robert De Niro

Silly Puns

Ngezansi kukhona amaphuzu ambalwa asheshayo mayelana nezinzwa, ukwesaba kwesiteji kanye namahloni.

Q: Yini elele phansi kwezilwandle futhi inyakaza kakhulu?
A: Ukuphazamiseka kwemizwa!

Q: Ingabe uke uthole ukwesaba kwesiteji?
A: Cha, angesabi ngesiteji. Yizethameli eziyesabisayo kimi.

Q: Wathini ihlamvu eliyihlazo?
A: Ngifisa sengathi ngiyidwala elincane

Amaphuzu amahle

Ngezansi uhlu lwezingcaphuno ezihlekisayo mayelana nokukhuluma komphakathi.

Bathi abantu besaba kakhulu ukukhuluma komphakathi kunokuba bezinyoka. Akubonakali kunengqondo. Ngisho, awuboni umuntu ehamba ehlane, ngokuzumayo ekhwaza, "Qaphela! I-podium! ~ Unknown

Ubuchopho bomuntu buqala ukusebenza ngesikhathi ozalwa ngaso futhi ungalokothi uvele uze ume ukuze ukhulume emphakathini. ~ George Jessel

Kunezinhlobo ezimbili zezikhulumi: labo abesabayo nalabo abaqamba amanga. ~ Mark Twain

Kunezinto ezimbili ezinzima kunokwenza inkulumo emva kokudla : ukukhwela udonga oluthembele kuwe futhi kumanga intombazane encike kuwe. ~ Winston Churchill

Lezi zingcosana amahlaya amahle, ama-puns, namaphuzu ukuze uqale. Ngaphezu kokubhala okuhlekisayo mayelana nokukhathazeka komphakathi, kunezithombe eziqoshiwe ezithatha uhlangothi oluhle kakhulu lokuzikhathazeka komphakathi. Ngezansi insiza uma ufisa ukubheka ezinye zalezi zithombe ezihlekisayo: Cartoon Stock: Social Anxiety

I-Memes iye yavela ngisho naku-intanethi ngokukhathazeka komphakathi! Hlola: Okuhle Kwenhlalo Ye-Socially Awkward Penguin.

Ngaphezu kwakho konke okunye, ukuhleka usulu mayelana nokukhathazeka komphakathi ukukhathazeka kufanele kugxile ukuhlambalazwa okuye kwahlotshaniswa nalokhu kugula kwengqondo.

Amahlaya noma ama-katuni akhuthaza ukuhlukaniswa okungeziwe, ukungaqondi noma ukugxila kwalabo abanenkinga yomphakathi kufanele kugwenywe.

Ekugcineni, labo abane-disorder bafaneleke kakhulu ukudala amahlaya, ngoba ukuzijabulisa ngokuzijabulisa kuhlale kuyamukeleka. Ukufunda ukuhleka ngesimo sakho kanye namaphutha owenzayo endleleni ingaba usizo nakakhulu ngesikhathi ukwelashwa njengokwelashwa kwengqondo-yokuziphatha noma imithi.

Izwi elivela

UCABANGANI? Ukhona yini amahlaya amakhulu mayelana namahloni, ukukhathazeka komphakathi, ukukhuluma komphakathi, ukwesaba kwesiteji noma ezinye izinkolelo zenhlalo noma zokusebenza ?

Uma kunjalo, mhlawumbe ungabelana nabo nomndeni wakho nabangane njengendlela yokuvula ingxoxo mayelana nendlela ozizwa ngayo nokuthi ukukhathazeka komphakathi kusithinte kanjani impilo yakho yansuku zonke. Ngokuvamile, uma unenkinga enkulu yomphakathi ephazamisa impilo yakho yansuku zonke, qiniseka ukuthi ufuna iseluleko sochwepheshe uma ungakaze wenze kanjalo.

Imithombo

Thola amagama. Amahlaya Okukhuluma Ngomphakathi.

I-Grinning Planet. Ama-Quotes amahle ngokukhuluma ngomphakathi.

Abasekeli bokuphila. Amahlaya Ukwesaba Kwesiteji.

I-Metafilter. Amahlaya Ngokwesaba.

I-Top Stuff. Amahlaya.